星期四0個日去剪頭髮兼做highlight今次做兩隻色~紅色同埋啡色
一於搞大佢~~~
星期日, 2月 26, 2006
星期六, 2月 18, 2006
世事往往就係咁
MURPHY'S LAW:
If anything can go wrong, it will.
可以自我安慰一番
MURPHY'S UNAVOIDABLE LAW OF THE OFFICE:
Copy machines mangle only important documents.
COROLLARY:
If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so when you are copying a personal letter.
唔單止係重要文件上出現, 仲要係最趕時間最緊急關頭上出現
PATRY'S LAW:
If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions, something else will go wrong.
呢個something else通常都係unexpected 0既
THE ROMAN RULE:
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
有道理, 我會記住
DINER'S DILEMMA:
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
時常發生啦, 唔單止係乾淨, 仲要係最鍾意0既
ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
COROLLARY:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
呢個我覺得往往係上天同我地開0既一d小玩笑
LAW OF ANNOYANCE:
When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
又係時常發生, 總之成日要走來走去啦
SECOND LAW OF BUSINESS MEETINGS:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
呢件事我由細到大都經常做...
MURPHY'S FIRST LAW OF CONSTRUCTION:
Power tools will fail at the most inconvenient time possible.
好大整蠱呀~~
WASHLESKY'S LAW:
It's easier to take it apart than to put it together.
拆出來梗係而過嵌返埋啦
BOOB'S LAW:
You always find something the last place you look.
今日0岩0岩見證完, 去買麵包, 走勻成間舖, 最後0個盤就係載住我要買個款麵包
THE AIRPLANE LAW:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
touchwood... 慶幸往往0係緊急關頭我都會趕到
SNIDER'S LAW:
Nothing can be done in one trip.
所以咪就係成日要行來行去囉
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
你話唔得呀嘛, 但叫人一睇, 人地一試, 又work喎, 到你自己再試, 又唔掂囉
THIRD LAW OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING:
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
係呀, 仲要轉d仲衰d呀嘛
BIONDI'S LAW:
If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
呢個都係, 要記住呀
TILLIS' ORGANIZATIONAL PRINCIPLE:
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
就算有file, 如果真係需要的話, 就會記錯地方或根本就file錯0左位置
VILE'S LAW OF COMMUNICATION:
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
有時係你話會有問題, 但人地唔信, 到真係出現時先至知衰
HOFFER'S LAW:
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
抄考抄考呀嘛
WEILER'S LAW:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
講就至尊無敵, 做就無能為力
OWENS' LAW FOR SECRETARIES:
As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that won't be finished until the coffee is cold.
親身經歷過啦
MURPHY'S RULE OF THE TERM PAPER:
The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
COROLLARY:
If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.
10本有7本都比人借0左, 其餘3本睇落原來係無咩用0既
FLUGG'S RULE:
The slowest checker is always at the express check-out lane.
係囉, 咁先為之express嘛
CAFETERIA LAW:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
坐車都有類似經驗, 通常最後一個吉位都係俾自己之前一個人坐0左
DREW'S LAW OF PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE:
The client who pays the least complains the most.
俾得起錢通常都唔係咁斤斤計較
LAW OF RERUNS:
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
有時係睇落幾好睇喎, 點知原來係最後一集...
BERRA'S SECOND LAW:
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
呢句話令我諗起林志玲同埋欣宜
LERMAN'S LAW OF TECHNOLOGY:
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
LERMAN'S COROLLARY:
You are never given enough time or money.
最正係最尾0個句
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除0左以上0個d
呢個site仲有好多其他得意0既rules同laws
仲有一個經常發生0係我身上0既就係我呀娘打親電話去我office搵我10次有8次我都係去0左washroom...
If anything can go wrong, it will.
可以自我安慰一番
MURPHY'S UNAVOIDABLE LAW OF THE OFFICE:
Copy machines mangle only important documents.
COROLLARY:
If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so when you are copying a personal letter.
唔單止係重要文件上出現, 仲要係最趕時間最緊急關頭上出現
PATRY'S LAW:
If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions, something else will go wrong.
呢個something else通常都係unexpected 0既
THE ROMAN RULE:
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
有道理, 我會記住
DINER'S DILEMMA:
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
時常發生啦, 唔單止係乾淨, 仲要係最鍾意0既
ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
COROLLARY:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
呢個我覺得往往係上天同我地開0既一d小玩笑
LAW OF ANNOYANCE:
When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
又係時常發生, 總之成日要走來走去啦
SECOND LAW OF BUSINESS MEETINGS:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
呢件事我由細到大都經常做...
MURPHY'S FIRST LAW OF CONSTRUCTION:
Power tools will fail at the most inconvenient time possible.
好大整蠱呀~~
WASHLESKY'S LAW:
It's easier to take it apart than to put it together.
拆出來梗係而過嵌返埋啦
BOOB'S LAW:
You always find something the last place you look.
今日0岩0岩見證完, 去買麵包, 走勻成間舖, 最後0個盤就係載住我要買個款麵包
THE AIRPLANE LAW:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
touchwood... 慶幸往往0係緊急關頭我都會趕到
SNIDER'S LAW:
Nothing can be done in one trip.
所以咪就係成日要行來行去囉
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
你話唔得呀嘛, 但叫人一睇, 人地一試, 又work喎, 到你自己再試, 又唔掂囉
THIRD LAW OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING:
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
係呀, 仲要轉d仲衰d呀嘛
BIONDI'S LAW:
If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
呢個都係, 要記住呀
TILLIS' ORGANIZATIONAL PRINCIPLE:
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
就算有file, 如果真係需要的話, 就會記錯地方或根本就file錯0左位置
VILE'S LAW OF COMMUNICATION:
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
有時係你話會有問題, 但人地唔信, 到真係出現時先至知衰
HOFFER'S LAW:
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
抄考抄考呀嘛
WEILER'S LAW:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
講就至尊無敵, 做就無能為力
OWENS' LAW FOR SECRETARIES:
As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that won't be finished until the coffee is cold.
親身經歷過啦
MURPHY'S RULE OF THE TERM PAPER:
The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
COROLLARY:
If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.
10本有7本都比人借0左, 其餘3本睇落原來係無咩用0既
FLUGG'S RULE:
The slowest checker is always at the express check-out lane.
係囉, 咁先為之express嘛
CAFETERIA LAW:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
坐車都有類似經驗, 通常最後一個吉位都係俾自己之前一個人坐0左
DREW'S LAW OF PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE:
The client who pays the least complains the most.
俾得起錢通常都唔係咁斤斤計較
LAW OF RERUNS:
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
有時係睇落幾好睇喎, 點知原來係最後一集...
BERRA'S SECOND LAW:
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
呢句話令我諗起林志玲同埋欣宜
LERMAN'S LAW OF TECHNOLOGY:
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
LERMAN'S COROLLARY:
You are never given enough time or money.
最正係最尾0個句
***********************************************************************************
除0左以上0個d
呢個site仲有好多其他得意0既rules同laws
仲有一個經常發生0係我身上0既就係我呀娘打親電話去我office搵我10次有8次我都係去0左washroom...
星期六, 2月 11, 2006
周姐卵
爸: 咁0既樣都可以紅? 有無搞錯?
媽: 唉, 都唔知佢唱乜, "喇0麼"咁, 都唱到歌!
哥: 最唔掂就係佢呀, 都唔知點唱歌???
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唔... 但我好鍾意喎...
聽完佢d歌
我個人就會軟晒
尤其係dvd睇完佢係2004 concert自彈自唱"擱淺"同埋"藉口"之後
我就成個人溶0左
就好似一pet溶0左0既朱古力咁攤0左0係張梳化度
每次睇都無一倖免...
(我0岩0岩又變0左pet溶0左0既朱古力喇...)
媽: 唉, 都唔知佢唱乜, "喇0麼"咁, 都唱到歌!
哥: 最唔掂就係佢呀, 都唔知點唱歌???
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唔... 但我好鍾意喎...
聽完佢d歌
我個人就會軟晒
尤其係dvd睇完佢係2004 concert自彈自唱"擱淺"同埋"藉口"之後
我就成個人溶0左
就好似一pet溶0左0既朱古力咁攤0左0係張梳化度
每次睇都無一倖免...
(我0岩0岩又變0左pet溶0左0既朱古力喇...)
虛擬tsubasa
原來做拼圖都好難呀...尤其自己拼自己~~
點拼都唔係好似
咁又難怪0既
現實同虛擬必定有距離呀
不過我都揀0左我今次去旅行最常著0既長身背心、牛仔褲同埋converse
不過我自己對converse係墨綠色
可惜佢呢度無呢隻色
所以就揀0左我鍾意0既藍色
星期五, 2月 10, 2006
"英語的第二個字母"
剛剛在整理自己其中一個email的mailbox
發現一個有關血型的post
有全世界不同血型的人的比率:
O+ → 40%
O- → 7%
A+ → 34%
A- → 6%
B+ → 8%
B- → 1%
AB+ → 3%
AB- → 1%
我是B+
那篇email也引述了日本一間學院的一個血型研究結果
B型的人是:
原來只得8%的人是B+
可以接受O+、 O-、 B+和B-的血液
從小跟B或B+都很有緣
小時住灣仔住B座
搬去鰂魚涌後也是住B單位
讀幼稚園讀乙(B)班
小學6年有4年都是讀B班
頭3年中學也是B班
大學時拿得最多的grade是B+
畢業平均分也是B+
發現一個有關血型的post
有全世界不同血型的人的比率:
O+ → 40%
O- → 7%
A+ → 34%
A- → 6%
B+ → 8%
B- → 1%
AB+ → 3%
AB- → 1%
我是B+
那篇email也引述了日本一間學院的一個血型研究結果
B型的人是:
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
Vary your diet; focus on creative outlets; engage in walking and meditation to reduce stress. Try to avoid emotional overreaction. As you age, mental activities are crucial for retaining memory.
Vary your diet; focus on creative outlets; engage in walking and meditation to reduce stress. Try to avoid emotional overreaction. As you age, mental activities are crucial for retaining memory.
原來只得8%的人是B+
可以接受O+、 O-、 B+和B-的血液
從小跟B或B+都很有緣
小時住灣仔住B座
搬去鰂魚涌後也是住B單位
讀幼稚園讀乙(B)班
小學6年有4年都是讀B班
頭3年中學也是B班
大學時拿得最多的grade是B+
畢業平均分也是B+
星期四, 2月 09, 2006
咖啡
近日差不多每一個工作天辦公室都會傳來淡淡的咖啡香味
在我初來這間公司工作時
這咖啡機已投入服務
但不久後因為用它的人漸少
我們便決定讓它休息休息
經過3年多的休假
最近它又再從新投入工作了
記得小時候第一次喝完一杯咖啡
可能不習慣咖啡因吧
竟然病倒了
但進了中學後
就差不多每個週末都要一杯外賣凍咖啡
當時咖啡確實可以令我提神
令我可以在漫漫長夜中
不受任何人和事的搔擾
做一些自己喜歡的事
看喜歡的書, 聽喜歡的歌, 也會發呆, 又或者只是享受那份free的感覺
當然有時都會利用這段時間來做功課
當時往往到三更天才去睡覺
但第二天醒來會更精神
之後來了加拿大
頭兩年都很少接觸咖啡
到上了大學才差不多每天喝一杯
喜歡上咖啡是因為它的苦澀
我喜歡少糖少奶
但我並不喝齋啡
近年流行starbuck
明知它們只是弄得比較fancy來吸引顧客
我也很無用地每次看見那個綠色招牌就好像中了降般要喝它們的咖啡
很奇怪
從來沒有喝過starbuck的regular咖啡
連自己喜歡的咖啡苦澀味也拋諸腦後
只會要cappucino或者mocha
在我初來這間公司工作時
這咖啡機已投入服務
但不久後因為用它的人漸少
我們便決定讓它休息休息
經過3年多的休假
最近它又再從新投入工作了
記得小時候第一次喝完一杯咖啡
可能不習慣咖啡因吧
竟然病倒了
但進了中學後
就差不多每個週末都要一杯外賣凍咖啡
當時咖啡確實可以令我提神
令我可以在漫漫長夜中
不受任何人和事的搔擾
做一些自己喜歡的事
看喜歡的書, 聽喜歡的歌, 也會發呆, 又或者只是享受那份free的感覺
當然有時都會利用這段時間來做功課
當時往往到三更天才去睡覺
但第二天醒來會更精神
之後來了加拿大
頭兩年都很少接觸咖啡
到上了大學才差不多每天喝一杯
喜歡上咖啡是因為它的苦澀
我喜歡少糖少奶
但我並不喝齋啡
近年流行starbuck
明知它們只是弄得比較fancy來吸引顧客
我也很無用地每次看見那個綠色招牌就好像中了降般要喝它們的咖啡
很奇怪
從來沒有喝過starbuck的regular咖啡
連自己喜歡的咖啡苦澀味也拋諸腦後
只會要cappucino或者mocha
星期三, 2月 08, 2006
沒甚麼主題但又覺得有小小離了題
究竟甚麼才是人生必經階段?
生、老、病、死?
我覺得只有生和死是必經的
有誰敢說自己一定會經過老和病才會死去?
說不定我人生的deadline就在下一秒...
越來越覺得自己很軟弱
不想隨波逐流
但又好像怎樣也不能走出這個框框
有很多人問我為什麼不繼續學日文?
最主要原因是我不覺得在這裡繼續學我會有甚麼進步
要學一定要去日本學
否則我再學多5年10年都只能說和聽一些最簡單的對話
我也想拋開一切
獨自去日本遊學
但在現階段這只會是個空想
有時我都會抱怨自己為什麼老是想些不切實際的事
但我實在不想整個人生就是上班, 下班, 為口奔馳
慢慢老去同時又要擔心自己又要擔心另一半和家人
我不想一世就這樣的過...
但如果我不好好地工作
我又何來有本錢去過我自己理想的人生呢?
真的很矛盾
不要跟我說去嫁個有錢佬
這樣我覺得更悲慘更可憐
從小到大都沒有去嫁人的意欲(生孩子更加不用說)
我一直相信如果我們是相愛的話
有沒有certificate根本不是問題
只要那個人是我願意對他付出的話
甚麼樣的關係都不是問題
反正要負責任的對象是一個人不是一張紙
可惜當我回想自己所走過的路
我越來越發覺我是很難對他人付出
雖說如果真心相愛怎樣也會對對方負責任
但有時對我來講能夠做到這樣也不容易
或者我只是一個十分不負責任的人
對他人付出, 時間一長
我就會有很辛苦的感覺
好像是被迫一樣
好像越寫越長
離了題了...(但這篇東東又好像沒有甚麼主題...)
或者潛意識我只是想將自己內心的話全部吐出來吧...
生、老、病、死?
我覺得只有生和死是必經的
有誰敢說自己一定會經過老和病才會死去?
說不定我人生的deadline就在下一秒...
越來越覺得自己很軟弱
不想隨波逐流
但又好像怎樣也不能走出這個框框
有很多人問我為什麼不繼續學日文?
最主要原因是我不覺得在這裡繼續學我會有甚麼進步
要學一定要去日本學
否則我再學多5年10年都只能說和聽一些最簡單的對話
我也想拋開一切
獨自去日本遊學
但在現階段這只會是個空想
有時我都會抱怨自己為什麼老是想些不切實際的事
但我實在不想整個人生就是上班, 下班, 為口奔馳
慢慢老去同時又要擔心自己又要擔心另一半和家人
我不想一世就這樣的過...
但如果我不好好地工作
我又何來有本錢去過我自己理想的人生呢?
真的很矛盾
不要跟我說去嫁個有錢佬
這樣我覺得更悲慘更可憐
從小到大都沒有去嫁人的意欲(生孩子更加不用說)
我一直相信如果我們是相愛的話
有沒有certificate根本不是問題
只要那個人是我願意對他付出的話
甚麼樣的關係都不是問題
反正要負責任的對象是一個人不是一張紙
可惜當我回想自己所走過的路
我越來越發覺我是很難對他人付出
雖說如果真心相愛怎樣也會對對方負責任
但有時對我來講能夠做到這樣也不容易
或者我只是一個十分不負責任的人
對他人付出, 時間一長
我就會有很辛苦的感覺
好像是被迫一樣
好像越寫越長
離了題了...(但這篇東東又好像沒有甚麼主題...)
或者潛意識我只是想將自己內心的話全部吐出來吧...
星期日, 2月 05, 2006
試新k
去0左新開0既TEN23唱k
原來就係以前0既Kelsey's
service同音響都幾好
$10包兩個drink包service charge
同其他k場差不多價錢啦
我諗第時都會幾常去呢度
今日除0左唱0左一d必唱0既歌之外
仲唱0左10世無唱0既張惠妹d歌同埋first love
first love仲係有埋宇多田光0添
我仲以為係d老老土土0既video呀
今日狀態幾好
唱0左6個鐘把聲沙都唔沙0下
唔係好似之前幾次咁唱兩唱就失晒聲
晏晝選擇飲檸水果然係明智0既
原來就係以前0既Kelsey's
service同音響都幾好
$10包兩個drink包service charge
同其他k場差不多價錢啦
我諗第時都會幾常去呢度
今日除0左唱0左一d必唱0既歌之外
仲唱0左10世無唱0既張惠妹d歌同埋first love
first love仲係有埋宇多田光0添
我仲以為係d老老土土0既video呀
今日狀態幾好
唱0左6個鐘把聲沙都唔沙0下
唔係好似之前幾次咁唱兩唱就失晒聲
晏晝選擇飲檸水果然係明智0既
星期四, 2月 02, 2006
港棄日取
原來日本名古屋有一個全國最大的港式大排檔
香港不要的大排檔原來在國外是那麼吃香
小時候也不是經常去大排檔
記得在我幾歲的時候屋企對面有一檔
但不久就搬走了(可能被迫拆掉)
大排檔是很"香港"的
很難想像日本的港式大排檔會是甚麼樣子(這令我想起Memoirs of Geisha... >x<)
我相信只會是日本人眼中的港式大排檔
不會有甚麼香港style可言
就好像專for西人食的雜碎一樣
又或者是這裡很多的任食日本菜館(不是味道不好, 而是我覺得日本菜不是任食, 我真的覺得很很很怪)
我很怕食這樣的東西
要食一個國家的菜就要食正宗的(包括味道和格局)
弄到不倫不類
不如返屋企自己煮好過
香港不要的大排檔原來在國外是那麼吃香
小時候也不是經常去大排檔
記得在我幾歲的時候屋企對面有一檔
但不久就搬走了(可能被迫拆掉)
大排檔是很"香港"的
很難想像日本的港式大排檔會是甚麼樣子(這令我想起Memoirs of Geisha... >x<)
我相信只會是日本人眼中的港式大排檔
不會有甚麼香港style可言
就好像專for西人食的雜碎一樣
又或者是這裡很多的任食日本菜館(不是味道不好, 而是我覺得日本菜不是任食, 我真的覺得很很很怪)
我很怕食這樣的東西
要食一個國家的菜就要食正宗的(包括味道和格局)
弄到不倫不類
不如返屋企自己煮好過
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