世事往往就係咁

MURPHY'S LAW:
If anything can go wrong, it will.
可以自我安慰一番

MURPHY'S UNAVOIDABLE LAW OF THE OFFICE:
Copy machines mangle only important documents.
COROLLARY:
If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so when you are copying a personal letter.
唔單止係重要文件上出現, 仲要係最趕時間最緊急關頭上出現

PATRY'S LAW:
If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions, something else will go wrong.
呢個something else通常都係unexpected 0既

THE ROMAN RULE:
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
有道理, 我會記住

DINER'S DILEMMA:
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
時常發生啦, 唔單止係乾淨, 仲要係最鍾意0既

ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
COROLLARY:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
呢個我覺得往往係上天同我地開0既一d小玩笑

LAW OF ANNOYANCE:
When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
又係時常發生, 總之成日要走來走去啦

SECOND LAW OF BUSINESS MEETINGS:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
呢件事我由細到大都經常做...

MURPHY'S FIRST LAW OF CONSTRUCTION:
Power tools will fail at the most inconvenient time possible.
好大整蠱呀~~

WASHLESKY'S LAW:
It's easier to take it apart than to put it together.
拆出來梗係而過嵌返埋啦

BOOB'S LAW:
You always find something the last place you look.
今日0岩0岩見證完, 去買麵包, 走勻成間舖, 最後0個盤就係載住我要買個款麵包

THE AIRPLANE LAW:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
touchwood... 慶幸往往0係緊急關頭我都會趕到

SNIDER'S LAW:
Nothing can be done in one trip.
所以咪就係成日要行來行去囉

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
你話唔得呀嘛, 但叫人一睇, 人地一試, 又work喎, 到你自己再試, 又唔掂囉

THIRD LAW OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING:
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
係呀, 仲要轉d仲衰d呀嘛

BIONDI'S LAW:
If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
呢個都係, 要記住呀

TILLIS' ORGANIZATIONAL PRINCIPLE:
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
就算有file, 如果真係需要的話, 就會記錯地方或根本就file錯0左位置

VILE'S LAW OF COMMUNICATION:
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
有時係你話會有問題, 但人地唔信, 到真係出現時先至知衰

HOFFER'S LAW:
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
抄考抄考呀嘛

WEILER'S LAW:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
講就至尊無敵, 做就無能為力

OWENS' LAW FOR SECRETARIES:
As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that won't be finished until the coffee is cold.
親身經歷過啦

MURPHY'S RULE OF THE TERM PAPER:
The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
COROLLARY:
If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.
10本有7本都比人借0左, 其餘3本睇落原來係無咩用0既

FLUGG'S RULE:
The slowest checker is always at the express check-out lane.
係囉, 咁先為之express嘛

CAFETERIA LAW:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
坐車都有類似經驗, 通常最後一個吉位都係俾自己之前一個人坐0左

DREW'S LAW OF PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE:
The client who pays the least complains the most.
俾得起錢通常都唔係咁斤斤計較

LAW OF RERUNS:
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
有時係睇落幾好睇喎, 點知原來係最後一集...

BERRA'S SECOND LAW:
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
呢句話令我諗起林志玲同埋欣宜

LERMAN'S LAW OF TECHNOLOGY:
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
LERMAN'S COROLLARY:
You are never given enough time or money.
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